what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight
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hey there, miscreation...
Hello, nice to meet you.
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
You never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.
(via weirdoswholovetacos)
- friend: mulan isnt even a princess
- me: dishonor
- dishonor on you
- dishonor on your whole family
- DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
- straight guys: miley cyrus is so hot
- gay guys: miley cyrus is so hot
- lesbians: miley cyrus is so hot
- not lesbians: miley cyrus is so hot
- oprah: miley cyrus is so hot
- earth: miley cyrus is so hot
- miley cyrus: miley cyrus is so hot
